Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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