Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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