I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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