my soul wont recognize me after tonight
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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