there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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