We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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