we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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