dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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