Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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