bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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