i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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