Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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