Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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