do herpes really smell.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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