that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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