I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
The convent might be a nice break from real life
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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