at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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