There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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