Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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