Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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