Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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