He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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