It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
this hospital has no fireball
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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