Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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