I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
