Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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