I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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