Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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