So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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