what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
