I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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