I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
