I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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