I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
her vagine was all disorganized.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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