Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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