Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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