actually, I'm a sock model
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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