its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
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you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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