Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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