i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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