I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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