oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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