hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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