what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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