Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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