I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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