Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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