your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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