and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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