That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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