The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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