Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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