you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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