he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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