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I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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