final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I need water and some morals
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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